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Noun: One who elevates the act of passing gas
(flatulence) to an art form. Coined by "Loveline" host Adam Carolla
"When I pass gas at the writing table at 'Jimmy Kimmell Live', I'm expressing myself--I'm a fartist."
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A person who discriminates against people who fart (similar to racist)
Suzy: Hey, guess who I ran into?
Tom: *farts*
Suzy: Eewwww!!!! You're disgusting, you know that!?!!
Tom: Stop being such a fartist! Soon, it will be against the law!!
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One who is capable of wide ranges of flatchulence.
Karl - "My god man, was that Donny farting in the kitchen?"
Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."
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Pretentious, elitist, normally annoying "artists" who seek to breakdown every thing down into artistic merits and judge them upon those and only those. Fartists have a tendency to judge things that are not intended to be judged in an artistic manor, for example: Advertisements, Action movies and Porno Films
"That guy said that action movie sucked because there was no storyline. But He's just a Fartist"
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Any artist (musician, writer, etc.) whose works only repulse the general public in a way similar to how farts are considered unpleasant.
Fart+Artist=Fartist
She is at that huge pop-country music festival. I stayed home because I could not justify patronizing those fartists
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A fake artist, one who’s public relations and media hype far exceed their talent. Classic fartist would be Andy Warhol or Jakson Pollack. A contemporary fartist would be Taylor Swift, little talent, no singing voice, but a lot of publicity hype.
We paid big money for 2 tickets in the balcony and after 10 minutes on stage it was obvious the guy was a fartist. All hype, no talent.
The painting in the MOMA ( Museum of Modern Art ) looked like the fartist had let her dog roll in a can of house paint and then fall asleep on the canvas.
Fartist - Fake Amusement Really Trying Inside So To - NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THEY SUCK AT LIFE AN USE ART AS AN EXCUSE FOR IT
Phony artists, people who are to lazy to do anything else and use 'starving artist' as a way around it.
An insult to those truly devoted to art,
My fartist friends whine on facebook all day that no one pays them attention while at the same time they refuse to work and sponge off others.
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