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fartknocker

a stinging barb used vociferously to debase or demean (usually) a VERY well-deserving target.

That (insert ANY repetitively and consistantly annoying persons name or job title here) is sssssSUCH a ****ing fartknocker

by Ssssssspudrick Q. Pringle April 2, 2004

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fartknocker

A wretched post-rectal emission, usually by a disreputable gentleman, that generates oxygen denying, tear jerking stench that permiates throughout an enclosed space

That Hillary is a real fartknocker.

by Fine James February 20, 2006

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fartknocker

Someone or something that isn't making me very happy.

My brother, the fartknocker, won't leave me alone.

by Jaxxxie December 12, 2007

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fartknocker

a good pet name for the person you love the most

mariruth is my fartknocker

by redog September 24, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


fartknocker

a term used from Dungeons and Dragons to refer to a character that tries too hard.

Man that fartknocker's helmet is so big and goofy looking he can't even tell if he's fighting an orc or a lamppost.

by Doug Bailey May 5, 2005

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fartknocker

When you use chemical reactions to turn a fart into a solid. Then you knock on it.

The fartknocker was a renouned chemist.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

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Fartknocker

A semi-derogatory term that is based on a long, popping fart that simulates the sound of knocking; often farted on wooden chairs.

kiss my ass you fartknocker

by Jodayo July 20, 2003

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