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The worst quality food known to mankind!
MacDonald's mmm lovely, traces of faeces (true!) in every bite!
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Food that is ordered at a "fast food" restaurant and is considered to be made faster. Although this food is often made faster, it makes you slower in every other way due to a lack of nutrients and fiber.
I need to stop eating fast food. I can't seem to get an erection anymore.
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food that races to your asshole as soon as its consumed. bean burritos, whoppers, monte carlos, buffalo wings. usually has so much horse power it transforms from solid to liquid state before the finish line.
i need a toilet i just had some fast food.
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Eating out a girl while she is driving.
I gave my girlfriend some fast food on the way back from our trip.
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Disgusting, heavy loaded in calories and fat and unknown crap, fast food is convienient and easy to get if you don't have time to get a decent meal. Fast food is also cheap and usually you can buy lunch for less than five bucks. In the end, however, you would be paying hundreds of dollars to get rid of all that fat.
Innocent child: Mmmm burgers! Yum! Hey mom look at this cool toy they gave in my Happy Meal. Let's indulge ourselves in a Happy Meal every two weeks!
Some 30 years later--
same person:"Oh no! Going to the gym is getting expensive..wish I never ate all those Happy Meals when I was a kid..hell, I paid 3 bucks every time for a Crappy meal to go inside me. damn fast food!"
(looks at their flabby but not` fab. body)
some passerby: yeah well you know what they say, what goes around comes back around!
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The sole cause of obesity in this country.
Fast food is almost the single-worst thing a person can injest in their body.
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After meansing (smoking marijuana) One would drive with his buddies to various fast food restaurants, usually more than one and munch down on some dank food.
Yo Adam man u wanna smoke this blunt and then go fast fooding?
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