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To conciously make a descision to not masturbate for a set period of time for religious reasons.
1) Bob fasturbated the week before his trip to Costa Rica for fear that God would down his plane if he didn't.
2) Oh, it's good Friday? I better fasturbate.
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Masturbating as fast as possible.
I was in a hurry last night so I had to fasturbate.
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rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.
im too busy to masturbate i can only manage fasturbation until this workload lets/lents up
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v. The act of eating an amazing meal after a fast.
Ex. 1: "I can't wait to start fasturbating after Ramadan."
Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."
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the act of pleasuring oneself quickly so that they can get off before their roommates come back.
"Dude, why are you so sweaty?"
"While you were in the bathroom, I felt the need to fasturbate."
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The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.
"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"
Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"
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The act of not eating for atleast 24 hours, and then fapping as pay off.
"Gosh, I hate being a muslim, the only way to make fasting tolerable is by ye olde fasturbation motivation.
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