suck a fat dick

suck a fat dick a nastier way to tell someone to suck a fat one or fuck off

my ex girlfriend accused me of cheating on her i told her to suck a fat dick

fat dick parade

Three guys, who have dicks that are equally thick as they are long, ramming their cocks into the mouth/vagina/asshole of one woman, simultaneously, while watching the Macy's Day Parade.

"Yo! Bryan, Chris, and I ran a fat dick parade on ya motha last night, while watching the Macy's Day Parade on Tivo!"

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Big fat dick

A male’s genital. It’s known as the penis or dick or cock or dildo or sex toy or vibration device or ass fuck or rimjob or your shlong or a pleasure device or Moaning device or pecker.

Hey girl, wanna see my 6.5 inch pecker? Hey homie, wanna see my giant gargantuas cock? Hey daddy, suck this big fat dick which is long and hard.. hey hot girl, my cock can be used as an anal fucking device in your big ass hole. Hey can I suck your long killer cock? Your monster cock is so big inside me. I can’t take it, it’s so big.

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eat a fat dick

Usually used in a derogitory self degrating manor.

"Hey you New England Patriot's Fan, you should go eat a fat dick you bitch ass mother fuckin KIKE!!!!

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Fat Dick Spirit

To have "Fat Dick Spirit" is to have Big Dick Energy, only it's far better. You can receive no higher honor than someone describing you as having Fat Dick Spirit.

- "YO!! Look at that dude he has such a Fat Dick Spirit! He doesn't give a fuck."
- "Woah you're right i wish my dick spirit was that fat..."
- "Yeah man, you can tell he's a baller."

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Low-fat dick

A dick that has no carbohydrates, low on fat, and healthy for vegans.

Girl 1: Omg Tommy's dick is so big you should try to fuck with him
Girl 2: EW, NO, I'M VEGAN
Girl 1: Girl, he has that low-fat dick.

Sum boi heavy fat dick

A version of slang used for annoying people you don't like

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