Fat Hot

The 1st definition is fairly accurate however the author failed to mention their universal affinity for horses and that every picture on their FB is always from the neck up and you're all like daaaaamn and then you meet the dove at the pub in person and she's an F-ing Beluga and you're all like damn.

Heather turned out to be a Fat Hot but I smashed it anyway!! You them big n' pretties is my specialty!!