fat man pants

tracksuit bottoms with elasticated waists, designed for the more overweight. they are popular in ireland with knackers, and D4s, who wear them stuffed into Ugg boots or Dubes.

Knacker: Alri anto, nice fat man pants ya got on der
Anto: Fuck off ya bleedin homo
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D4 1: Oh ma god babes, totally got myself a pair of fat man pants yesterday.
D4 2: ooooh babes! where?
D4 2: im too embarrassed to say babes. its like a total fucking descent into lower class. but there is a recession on..
D4 1: where did you get them babes?
D4 2: *blushes* Dunnes Stores.

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Clown Pants Fat

Having a disproportionately fat ass, thighs, and upper pussy area to the point of being comical, resembling clown pants; extremely bottom-heavy; having enough fat to fill a pair of clown pants.

Guy 1: I heard Steve's new girl is pretty thick. Would you hit it?
Guy 2: Nah, man. She's clown pants fat. I couldn't fit it in if I tried! And that's assuming I don't throw up first.

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I said, you look fat in those pants!

An effective rebuttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.

Man (yelling over the music): "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"

Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"

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