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February 26

national touch ur homie day!!

yo it’s February 26
you know what that means!!

by xnevercanbelievelikeherx October 16, 2019

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February 26

People born on this day may develop a fondness for ‘this is a McDonald’s drive thru’ meme and are likely to get arrested at the age of 21 for peeing in the local water tank. There is an 88.5% chance that they also apply for service to those born on November 9.

"Hey man, why do you keep glancing at the water tank over there?"

"Uhh... I dunno man it just looks... so tempting for some reason... I sort of want to pee in there as a prank you know..."
"Yo wait weren't you born on February 26?"
"Yes, so what?"
"Well didn't you turn 21 about two months ago?"
".........oh no."

by Sydney Sage October 15, 2019

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February 26

The day where Lee Chaelin first popped out into the world. Ever since then she has been screwing with female standards and bending women’s sexuality. Now, she is the Baddest Female to have ever exist and GZBs use this day to celebrate the birth of this mf legend we know as CL.

It's February 26... HELLO BITCHES!!!!!!!!

by GZBxxi October 15, 2019

25👍 7👎


February 26

Give your gf the most love day! She is a bad bitch and born on this day. Give her everything!

Bf- hey its february 26

Go-to know what that means

by Emilypro08 February 10, 2020


February 26

National skip school day in 2020. If you don’t skip you have to ask out your crush and if you do skip congrats, you are going to be famous one day. Can y’all spread the news on tiktok. So spread the news. Nation skip day in February 26

Did you know national skip school day is February 26 in 2020

by JuJu190465 December 27, 2019

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February 26

If ur born on February 26 ur one of the most beautiful and smart and more person on earth but u catfish people so they can have Sex with u but yeah

February 26 birthday people are so beautiful u don’t need a boyfriend

by February 26 January 3, 2020


February 26

National Give A Michael $20 Day. A day where every time you see a Michael for the first time that day must give him $20.

It’s February 26! Happy National Give A Michael $20 Day, Michael. Here’s $20!

by mshumadine February 18, 2020