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Dude, Peter was feeding the cat for 2 days straight about a week ago. He called me from the emergency room to tell me he was okay.
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To make oneself scarce for a indefinite period of time on a night out with friends in order to ingest cocaine or other such narcotics that are found in powder form, and thus, requiring privacy and isolation.
"Where's Minky gone, it's his turn to by a round of drinks. Oh he's gone to feed the cat, he'll be munted when he gets back."
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Using feeding the cats as an excuse to leave and go masturbate at home
Hey ummm guys I gotta go home and feed the cats
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When you allow your person to treat you like Shit to get closer to the cat.
Feed the cat
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- Brb gotta feed the cat.
- Back, my hands smell like fish now.
- Do your cats like fish?
- No I... never mind.
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When you shove a muffin in a girl's pussy and then eat it.
Hey babe, wanna try something new tonight?
Sure, what is it?
I want to feed the cat
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Used when you've done something awesome today.
Joey: I am totally going to feed the cat in volleyball today!
Will: Good luck with that, man, you're gonna need it.
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