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Ty added Garcia on instagram and she asked to come over and asked him if it was okay to give Felatio with her mouth
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The forgetten art of offering felatio as a nice 'thank you.' It is important to note that the felatio should NOT be used as an exchange for money or goods. Courtesy felatio is proper in lieu of a Thank You Card.
Perfect in return for helping someone move, house sitting, picking up groceries, drive to the airport, helping jump start your car, etc...
"Thanks for the drive to the airport. Allow me to express my gratitude with courtesy felatio"
NOT!!! "Thanks for the big screen tv... i'll give you a blow job"... (that is just prostitution)
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A character from an Ivor Biggun song.
Mr Felatio, all the Children say "Hello", to Mr Felatio the Ice cream man.
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The amount of times one gets head during sex as opposed to the times one dosn't.
"We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!
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the art of sucking ones own penis. blow job by urself. must be extremly flexible or have a long penis
while i was using auto felatio i was sucking my own penis, it was great
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The derrogatory name that one would use to call "a male" they didn't like in particular. This "male" may or may not actually be homosexual, but will sure get laughs out of your crowd.
Term used to call out someone, a male, who you think is gay
David to Mike- Man, felatio boy, I heard you were sucking on Bills cock last evening in the locker room after the game
Boy that queer Ryan is such a felatio boy. I heard hes sucking a cherry popsicle every chance he gets.
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The reason i'm going to be breaking up with my boyfriend!!
I love you, but unless the felatio ratio improves, i think we should see other people!
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