feng shui

~slang~
1.term used to describe the action of male ejaculation.
2. term used to describe a sexual act

~I just feng shui'd your mom!!
~You sick bastard you feng shui'd on my dog!!
~Im' gonna feng shui you in the mouth!!

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Feng Shui

Chinese for obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD).

Ed: Dude I see your mom rearranged your living room again.

Zander: Yeah man, her Feng Shui is totally acting up again.

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Feng shui

Like déjà vu but gayer.

Man i’m feeling some major Feng shui right now.

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hillbilly feng shui

The process of when two {or more} yard jalopies are moved and rearranged so that a new yard jalopy can be added to the space and no extra space is needed. Thus making a more efficient yet messier area.

"The flat bed is ready to unload at Bubba's yard,prepare for the hillbilly feng shui."

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Facebook Feng Shui

The Facebook art or practice of eliminating toxicity on your friends list and news feed while keeping the most uplifting friends and positive posts to show up.

"Hey, why aren't you Facebook friends with Julio anymore?"
"I just couldn't handle reading all that drama every day so I had to Facebook Feng Shui him."

"Wow. That's brilliant. You are brilliant."

"Yes. I know."

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Feng shui constipation

Feng shui

Feng
Redecorating

Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.

Ghetto feng shui

Leaving an object where you last used/had it.

I'm not a slob, I practice ghetto feng shui.

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