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1. the art of 'mellowing' or cooling down when one has previously been in a bit of a furor,
2. to receed from a heated discussion or outburst.
adam :dude!? what the hell did you do that for? does it look like my name is bob geldoff?
sam :well if you'd like to ferment...
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Cause or undergo fermetation
;agitated
She caused me to be fermented. Im pissed.
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A state of mental illness where a post menopausal woman describes herself on an adult site as "juicy" when the photographic evidence is clear shes fermenting from multiple yeast infections... and mucus build up...
Dude, that old chick has to be fermental her pussy looks like a plate of bad clams on an old beef pancake....
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Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.
The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.
1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.
2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.
5. Uncork and Enjoy!
Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"
Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."
Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"
(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)
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Under the influence of alcohol, thinking you're in love (really, lust) with someone, when really you are just drunk. The person usually seems prettier in fermented love than in reality. Also, the person seems better.
you: yeah i met this mega hottie last night.
me: was it fermented love?
you: nah dude! i wasn't drinking!
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When you sew your foreskin closed to ferment whatever smegma is under it into a beautiful stinky green cheese that you later spread on bread.
I put my foreskin fermenter to work last night and it seems that I just have to wait for the sweet green cheese to be ready.
When someone is a Senior (65+) and just gay, really really gay.
You see that old creepy pedophile over there, he also has fermented gay