Fart Fetcher

Someone who willingly walks into an area known to have just been farted in

I left a bad rump rocket in the kitchen and told Jeff about it, being the dumbass fart fetcher he is, he walked into the kitchen and proceeded to masturbate.

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Beer fetcher

Like a dog fetching a bone, a beer fetcher is someone who is used for the purpose of bring you beer after beer. See also Wifeslave.

When I get home in the evenings, I usually plop down in the recliner and cut on some King of The Hill, then holler for my beer fetcher to bring me some Busch Ice.

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Meat fetcher

A dog that only fetches meat

“Dude, why isn’t fetching the ball?”
“Because he’s a meat fetcher”

Lettuce Fetcher

A person who struggles to reach completion without the presence of fresh produce

Doctor: "any strange fetishes I should be aware of?"
Nicholas: "just the one, actually. I'm a lettuce fetcher. Grab a cabbage and watch me explode"