Fettle

Someone who pussies out of something.

"Hey Lol, weren't you gonna get Howard Five alive style." "Nah, I'm scared" "You fettle lol!!'

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Fettle

To have a long drawn out state of painful horrid vomiting, through drinking/smoking too much. often ending in the person fettling (the fettle-ee, or fettlemonster) passing out and sleeping in a puddle of their own vomit

Me: dude are you alright you look like you're going to fettle
Alex: no...i feel allright.....*hurrrrgh!!* i take it back, fetch the bucket

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fettled

fettled or when you fettle is the act of somebody throwing up or pukeing,

eg: jimmy had a whole 3 blunts to himself then he fettled everywhere

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Fettle

To resign oneself to defeat in the face of little or no obstacle

"how did the interview go?"
"Aboslute shite, I couldn't even remember my name, really fettle"

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fine fettle

Looking healthy, alert, well dressed and in good spirits.

Mortimer enters work to see his pal Randolf looking dapper in a new suit and busily typing away at his workstation.

Mortimer - "Randolf, old bean! You're in fine fettle this morning!"

Randolph - "Quite right Mortimer! I am well rested, well dressted, and feeling good!"

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Fettle juice

When you take a little bit of all the alcohol in your parents house and mix it together, usually adding some juice or squash. Drinking it leads someone to fettel which means throwing up everywhere

Dave: hey have you got any drink

Jim: all I've got left is some Fettle juice

what fettle

A greeting , mainly used by older members of the community in North East Mining communities,latterly bastardised by younger members of the community to signify the achievement of the physical act of love,when such topics are discussed in a public house etc.

"I told her to get up stairs , pull her nighty up,and I gave her What Fettle"

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