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Fucking Ficus

Fucking Ficus is used to express your anger when you have done something wrong or something bad has happened to you.

Ninja - 'hey, imma kill you'

you - ' Fucking FICUS!'

by nomnomliam March 13, 2011


Water the Ficus

Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.

She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.

by The Lintlicker October 1, 2011


dusting the ficus

to make out.

This is especially true if the male has a mustache or beard. Thus the female can figuratively "dust" his ficus.

Grady: Dude did you see Danny with his girlfriend?

Preston: Yeah man, she was totally dusting the ficus!

by g dizzle and p town February 14, 2011

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Ficus Elastica

A musical artist based in San Diego, California that (such as the plant species) is in existence to remove toxins from the environment with good vibrations and manifests a healthy output of positive energy and well being.

Person 1: Have you heard the album "The Festival of Solitude"?

Person 2: No what's that? What band is that?

Person 1: It is an edutaining album that came out in 2016 by Ficus Elastica.

Person 2: Oh okay. What's it sound like?

Person 1: The album is full of good vibrations but it also has dark, passionate and raw emotions that are profoundly soothing. That is the effect Ficus Elastica has.

by Beatsforlife July 19, 2017


Ulysses H. Ficus

Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.

Ulysses H. Ficus killed 11,800+ people.

by Whale On A Boat February 22, 2011


put the moves on the ficus

To make advances toward someone in an attempt to hopefully have sex with them.

"I saw Kyle trying to put the moves on the ficus with some hot girl at the party last night."

by 24shotsofjager November 22, 2016

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Ficus

An alternative to the f bomb

โ€œAw ficus that guys! Iโ€™m not the Gilgo Besch killerโ€

by Flip flop freida September 17, 2021