Fiddle

What rednecks call a violin.

Somewhere in Houston, TX
'My, what a nice violin you have there!'
'Viowhat? This here's a fiddle, ma'am.'

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fiddle

to gently rub or play with: tickle

He fiddled my asshole.

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on the fiddle

an irish phrase denoting the act of underhandedly accepting a bribe for services rendered.

that rompf must be on the fiddle; how else could he afford unused condoms?

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fiddle

FIdldle- Noun- Someone who is pursuing someone in a romantic way and keeps getting led on and let down.

"man, she did it again."
"damn, bro! she playin you like a fiddle!"

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Fiddle

A gathering of 4 or more gingers in close vicinity. Each individual ginger is referred to as a "string"

"Check out all of the gingers here, 1 more string and we'll have a fiddle."

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Fiddles

Another way of saying 'Fiddler on the roof' which often refers to a short person who plays a violin on the roof.

Fiddles can also mean a short person.

Aye Fiddles, you gotta drink some milk to grow taller

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fiddle

1. To cheat someone of money.
2. APpears in the UK sitcom "Blackadder" (series 3) as a rude word (when looking up the words "Fart, Fiddle, Fornicate" in Dr Johnson's first dictionary). Quite what 'fiddle' is intended to mean in this context is not clear.

John's on the fiddle.
I will fiddle the books.

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