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Airtight Fighter Pilot

When Heavy's mom sits on your face and you can't breath

Heavy's mom gave Bryn the Airtight Fighter Pilot

by Crimez June 20, 2013

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Frisco Fighter Pilot

One male lover is lying on his back while the other Male lover sits down on his erect penis facing away from the ship. The guy on the bottom is providing turbulance but cradles him with his legs providing him with a cockpit. While holding on for fear life the guy on top grabs his own erect penis with two hands and proceeds to "fly the jet" .

The Jet lays down and yells "Ben jump on the cockpit. I will provide the turbulance and you navigate ". The Frisco Fighter Pilot climbs into the cockpit and proceeds to astro glide.

by TrevBaker September 21, 2018


double-fisted fighter pilot

variation of oral sex with "handlebars" where the woman is grabbed by a single ponytail with both hands and her face fucked, sometimes moving her throughout the room

experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"

Child 1: "Ha! Your mom wears a wig cuz she has leukemia."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."

by Pretarded Retro-schizophrenic February 5, 2010

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shitbox fighter pilot

Manual transmission shitbox car or someone who drives one, usually a common compact vehicle like a hot hatch, generic enough to to be disposable but fast enough to get easily killed driving at high speed.

There go's another shitbox fighter pilot in a golf GTI, living on borrowed time in a world that despises thim. Live your best life little buddy.

by Sick_puppy_13 January 1, 2023


Fighter pilot

Car with a manual or "standard" transmission. The opposite of "slush box" or automatic transmission.

That little bitch won't answer phone calls and only texts, can't drive fighter pilot only rides slush box.

by Smokycrackpipe February 6, 2022