Shoving a hamster or other animal up your ass. Can also be used pretty much everywhere.
Guy 1: I filch cats daily
Guy 2: Filch
7π 19π
The substance formed when it's so hot that sweat runs down your back and into your arsecrack, liquifying the unwiped shit.
4π 10π
Basically, a food stealing whore, or a food whore.
-That bum just stole my food!
-That filch monger!!
8π 5π
The act of digging down through friends social networking pages looking for people to add to your friends.
After Jamie's parents finally let her get a MySpace account, she needed to do some "Friend Filching" to boost her totals.
2π 2π
to get in a gurls pants or to get her to give it up
person one: did u get any last night?...
Person two: hell yea bitch...i filched her cookie!
7π 15π
When you have a great idea but then you find out that itβs already been thought/made.
Bro I just had filch syndrome. In 2015 I wanted to make Batman vs Superman but 1 year later the film came out.
Filch is a Medeivil Curse-Word used to Address The Act of Thievery,
the harshness is essentially = to the F-Word the implication of being called a Filcher was = to being called a Waste of space on This earth but obviously shorter and MUCH More Harsh...
Imagine if the F-Word Meant You Don't Deserve to Live when used to refer to someone
such as F*cker or Mother F**ker and That's Basically what we've Got here.
Dood 1)
sitting on Subway"
Dood 2) Also sitting on Subway"
Steal's Dood 1's Wallet
Dood 1)
"Says in a deep roaring voice" FUCKING FILCHER !.
(Pummel's Dood 2 into a Twitchy Mess)