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That class that teaches you how to do taxes and stuff, yet nobody takes it and then go on to complain about how school doesn't teach you about life.
Lars: School ain't teach you sh*t bout life.
Ken: See, if you took your personal finance classes, you wouldn't be saying that.
Lars:*facepalm* I'm an idiot...
Typically works on Wall Street, reeks of male privilege and boasts of his money and his (super-inflated) job title. Outwardly very confident, douchey, but are actually insecure and constantly trying to overcompensate for their shortcomings.
Most have nothing going on outside of their work lives, and fun doesn't exist without alcohol/drug use.
They work for the sole purpose of making more money and then have moments of sadness when they realize money isn't everything.
If you've met or dated one finance bro, you've met them all.
Friend: Hey are you seeing that guy again?
Girl: Nexted. He's a total finance bro, thinks he is "god's gift" which he certainly is not.
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a totally useless class that can actually be taught by people that are mentally handicapped.
Dude: Man, i hate personal finance. my teacher is so retarded!
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1. Most boring waste of time you will ever be forced to endure in high school.
2. Learning how to use your money wisely.
1. Man, I sure hate that Personal Finance class I have to take this trimester!
Yeah dude, I sure wish our school wasn't full of idiots who can't add!
2. This sucks, I've lost over two thousand dollars in the stock market this month!
Dude, you should have hired a jew accountant to handle your Personal Finances, bizznitch!
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A three year long high school program that goes from Sophomore to Senior year. The first class, Intro to Business, is easy. But this is deceptive because junior year you take College Accounting, which involves a lot of math. Then in you senior year you take Entrepreneurship in the International Arena. (That its literally that real name of the class.) The class isn't that hard, but the projects take forever. Including the country project and the pension fund project. It is very boring and take my advise., do not go into this program.
Freshmen: I'm going into the Academy of Finance
Senior: Don't do it!!!!!!
To find unique, and usually illegal, ways to obtain large amounts of money in a short period of time.
"I gotta come up with some creative financing if I'm gonna come up with 2G's"
A bribe.
Corporations and Billionaires are shelling out huge bribes to politicians in the form of 'campaign financing,' however, calling a bribe by any other name is still a bribe.