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A girl who is soooo tight that when u put a finger in her pussy her arms move up and down.
Hey dont we all want a Finger puppet?
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The dominant sex move - where you control your significant other consensually with a finger up their asshole
Stacy loved puppets when we were dating , unfortunately I couldn't afford one , so I made her my finger puppet
The act of placing a single finger two knuckles deep within an unsuspecting sleeping partners anus.
Lubricating aids are not used in order to ensure a tight seal.
Once the recipient of the finger wakes with a finger tightly wedged in their ass, the owner of the finger is duty bound to wiggle said buried finger and speak in a high pitched voice as one would when putting on a finger puppet show.
For 45 minutes he slowly pried her ass open to insert a finger.
When she awoke with a finger in her bum, a high pitched voice exclaimed "I'm a finger puppet and I want some cookies".
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A word that sounds normal in the noun form, but perverted as a verb.
Bad use: John likes to finger puppets in front of the kindergarteners.
Still bad, but appropriate use: John used finger puppets to entertain the kindergarteners.
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When you stretch your urethra and put a finger down your pee hole to the point where you are rubbing the mans penis that is currently having anal sex with you.
I gave my boyfriend a Delaware finger puppet while he was pounding my asshole yesterday.
To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.
I always think of Jordan Capri when I am auditioning the finger puppets.
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When a male or female is asleep beside you, you stick your forefinger inside their anal gland (with no lube) and see how many knuckles you can get in before they jump. Knuckle depth can be measured by the shit stain on your finger.
Male
Last night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened, Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!
Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.