Firk

Verb: to annoy or irritate, but extra.

Some of my customers firk me so much. My computer is just firking with me now.

Firk

Muffled fart

“Hey man did you hear me firk right now??”

firk

something weird or unusual

what the firk is that?

firks

sandals in the style of birkenstocks bought from another, typically less expensive, brand; a blend of the words "fake" and "birks"

yo why would you speend $100 on birkenstocks when you could've gotten the target firks for a quarter of the price?