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Awesome band from Tulsa Oklahoma (T-Town)
First Lady Assassins formed in 2006 in a basement. Band members consist of...
Brian Bolton (Guitar), Brent Blackburn (Drums), Jordan Coon (Vocals), Jeremy Crouch (Guitar), & Jason Hamilton (Bass)
First Lady Assassins myspace URL (myspace.com/flaband)
Pills:
Uppers by day, downers by night.
i don't wanna go to work and i don't want to go to bed.
I don't need, fucking sleeep
I just need booze and speed.
Fuck you.
Less Punk Than you:
You listened back when LTJ was still ska
when punk was tuff not like the new Unwritten Law
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A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.
Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."
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Simple rules example “ladies first “ says Emily “no fuckers first ladies last” says Jayden.
“ladies first “ says Emily “no fuckers first ladies last” says Jayden.
Gentlemen's favorite sentence.
Men with good manners, will always let the woman go first (example through the door etc.)
but it's not the true meaning.
In reality, it means "Lady, go first so can I stare at your butt!"
Andy :" Ladies first" *opens door*
Marina:" very kind, you are a true gentleman"
Andy :" Indeed" *stares at nice butt!*
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Lady's first is when you let a woman walk in front of you so you can stare at her ass as she walks
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Lady's first is when you let a woman walk in front of you so you can stare at her ass as she walks
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Lady's first is when you let a woman walk in front of you so you can stare at her ass as she walks
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