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An unsolvable riddle that puzzled leading scientists and inventors for millions of years equivalent to the Obamas last name conundrum. Scientists have officially labeled it a "tough nut to crack"
Person 1: "Do you know what Barack's first name is?"
Person 2:" w h a t?"
When someone has a first name for a last name, in addition to their actual first name.
David: Have you guys heard Sean Paul's new cd?
Brad: Yeah it sucks, and he has two first names.
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Wow, funny, never heard that one before....
except that it's underlined right above the search box.
And for the record, Urban Dictionary is officially declaring you DTM- aka Dead To Me. Which means you are kicked out of any upcoming parties and excluded from any inside jokes henceforth.
Nice going, smart ass.
Person- Hey, I know something totally hilarious that no one would have ever thought of before! I should totally make an ass of myself and just use the literal form of the suggestion above the search box.
*types in "your first name"*
Urban Dictionary- gtfo
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A pseudo first name is a middle name that's also connected to your first name. It is technically your middle name, but i also technically your first name. The only way to have your middle name connected to your first name is through a hyphen. if you're middle name is connected to your first name then it is a pseudo first name
My Pseudo First name is John-Paul.
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A small person named insert first name.
Example 1
Person 1: Wee insert first name Frank was so small...
Crowd: How small was he?
Person 1: He was so small, that when he had to take a piss in a urinal that extended to the floor, he needed a stool!
Example 2
Wee Frank is hella short.
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adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.
"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".
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usually an afro-centric first name destined to turn a young woman or man into a convicted felon. It's destined at birth that once given a name such as "DiAmante', DaQuill, DeShawn,DeQuan, Rafique etc that the person will grow up into a burden to society.
DeShawn's mother had difficult time remembering whose father was paternal to which child so she decided for DeShawn to name him "of Shawn' fro the latin "de" so she could get the poo-poo to arrest any of the baby fathers who don't pay. Thus poor little DeShawn has a pre-felonated first name. Like daddy is a no good criminal thus son is pre-felonated to follow in his foot steps.
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