filipino fish fuck

When two filipinos have sex, preferably the idaho spud fuck position, and the man inserts a special goldfish from the filipino rivers into his penis hole, which allows his sperm to become fish eggs, immediately turning the female ovaries into coral reefs upon impact

My girl doesnt want to do anal so I gave her the filipino fish fuck to teach her a lesson

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Fart-Fish-Fuck

Simple Redneck guidelines to live by...

Jeb- "What do you want to do today Zeb?"
Zeb "I don't know, we can either watch the grass grow or I guess we can do what we always do"
Jeb "Fart-Fish-Fuck it is..Ill get my pole ready"

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fucking fish

Word for a gambler in poker who chases to the river card to win the hand.

"The fucking fish rivered to hit a flush!"

Double Fish Face Fucked

When two people grab two fishes and double fuck your face with them

She´s getting double fish face fucked! Fucking Gross!

Fish fuck

When you fuck a girl and her pussy smells like fish.

I fish fucked my girl last night but it was all good.