Fish Out of Water

Using a dead goldfish as a condom by sticking your dick in its unliving mouth and then fucking a girl till the fish pops.

Bro, I went fishing last week and caught the nastiest goldfish. Next thing you know, I'm pulling a fish out of water on my mom.

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fish out of water

fish out of water (n.) - when you take a crap that is so long that a portion of the turd sticks out of the water in the toilet.

<sitting in stall in public bathroom> "Uh oh! Fish out of water!"

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fish out of water

A sexual position. Another modified version of the wobbly h coined by the founding forfathers of the Wobbly H Club, Involving 2 men and 1 woman. Involves bending a woman from the Wobbly H position so that her stomach lies on the ground with her head up. Man 1 face fucks her any way he seems fit to do so. Man 2 fucks her ass from a sprinting block position. Both shoot their load at the same time, causing her to whiplash, which simulates a fish jumping out of the water.

"She is a catch of the day....Let's give her the fish out of water."

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fish out of water

An album by Yes's bassplayer Chris Squier

The album came out in 1973

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fish out of water

the absurd sexual act when a male inserts his hard penis (fish) into a women's empty mouth (the pond) and fills it up with urine (water). He then proceeds to pull out his fish and smack it on the women's face while yelping "FISH OUT OF WATER! FISH OUT OF WATER!"

I had a hot round of sex last night and finished off with a fish out of water.

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fish out of water

To pull a trampoline manuever that is so out of control and so mind blowing that the body looks as if it is shaking like a fish would if removed from water. The manuever is generally performed on accident or by professionally trained trampoline artists.

"Did you see the fish out of water that paul just did. He is such a qlackjope."

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Fish out of water boy

That one boy that emma likes from her vacation

“emma won’t shut up about fish out of water boy”