fishing

A. A sport which involves catching fish. This is usually done with a net or pole.

B. An act preformed in jailhouses. Fishing happens when the current fish (a new inmate in prision, the bitch) either leaves, gets transfered, or is just plain used up. Fishing is teh process of selecting a new fish for the jail. Once fishing is complete the newly deemed fish is raped by the other inmates as they chant "fish........ fish....... fish...."

A. Me and my friend Winston went fishing off the pier. Then we played some wiffle ball

B. Peter, the current fish was dry and used up so the jailhouse went fishing and selected Tom as their new fish. Then they pulled the cords and had a seizure.

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fishing

When a girl has an amazing ass and her pants are riding a little bit low and her thong is hanging out.

Damn bro! look at that! Shes fishing a nice black thong like 3 inches!

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fishing

sitting in a boat like an idiot.

often involves drinking in a boat like an idiot...

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fishing

smoking marijuana, and thereby getting high

Wanna go fishing? I have a rod and a pond where we could do it at.....now all we need are some worms.

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fishing

the act of an upperclassman going for a freshman

i got a lot of shit about going fishing back in sophomore year

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fishing

The act of falling asleep during class or work.

It is called fishing since when you start getting sleepy, your head slowly droops down then comes back up in an instant, repeatedly, like a bobber while fishing.

Guy 1 "Man, Mr. Samuelsons lecture today was boring. I kept fishing the whole time"
Guy 2 "I noticed. You looked retarded the whole time"

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fishing

A sport which involves catching fish with a fishing rod, you sit and wait until a stupid unsuspecting fish bites onto your bait, then you reel him in and most likey cut him open and fillet his ass.

fishing is a fucking boring yet relaxing sport.
fish are tasty.

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