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A bicycle with a single gear and no brakes, the type that you used when you were fucking 8 years old.
Is said to be it's own "Sub-culture" but according to a hipster, everything they like is a sub-culture, and everything else is mainstream garbage.
Since it has no brakes, it has no business being on the actual road, and is usually used to ride around the neighborhood to make the user's hipster status higher than all the neighborhood kids.
Pretty soon, every single hipster douche/wannabe is gonna be riding this and believe it's so "indie."
Hipster- "nice bike kid"
Kid- "better than your fixie faggot bike, i can actual go on the dirt with this bike."
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A woman who takes care of herself. She's dressed nice, has nice hair and pretty fingernails.
Dolly Parton is a fixie woman. She always is dressed nice.
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The purest expression of a bicycle.
Everyone should get naked and ride fixies.
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The purest and simplest form of bicycle. "Fixies," usually adapted from an older (10 speed) road bike, use a single gear that is fixed directly to the back hub. Fixed-wheel bicycles do not allow the rider to coast, however, but force them to constantly pedal- making the "rider" more in touch with every move the bicycle makes. In order to stop a "fixie," one must perform a slide-stop- which involves strategic locking of ones legs. Some fixies have a front brake, but that detracts from the supposed simpleness of the bike. "Fixies" can be as much a piece of art as a functional and exciting bicycle.
"That dude has a nice set of Aerospokes on his fixie"
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A hipsters best friend they usually ride on bikes that only have one stupidly high gearing
Hipster:hey dude lool at my fixie
Not hipster:fuck off
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Two fit girls,(double wammy) when people see them in the street they think wow! they are the type of girls your mother would approve of!
two fit girls are walking down the street when two boys see them called matt and dave
matt: wow look its a fixy!
dave: yeh, their wel fit!
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A person who rides a fixed gear bike with no brakes , the brakes are their legs. They are usually seen running red lights , pulling wheelies , skidding , etc .
Miggy : look at Fabian , he just ran that red light on his bike
Johnny : yea he’s a fixie goon