when you jizz in someones mouth and they gargle your cum.
that girl last night did a jizzer fizzer and she choked.
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v. When a friend or non-friend of a lesbian prevents said lesbian from hooking up with another woman. Also known as "cock blocking" in heterosexual terms.
n. A person who prevents two women from "doing it" when the hook up was otherwise imminent.
don't try to spit any game at that girl, her friends are total scissor fizzers
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The act of sprinkling sherbet on a ladies anus, then licking it off while wearing a cowboy hat, not to be confused with the Mississippi fizzer
Man 1: Claire was a freak last night! She let me "Texas fizzer" her
Man 2: awwww man that's nasty
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To pour popping candy into a lady's arsehole or pussy and then smash the dick straight in
Josh doing a dick fizzer to shenice's gaping arsehole!!
A person has has the abilty to annoy people with minimal effort
"That twats blocked my driveway again the little f***in piss fizzer"
"My boss is being a right nob lately... its really starting to fizz my piss"
"Right I've had it... my piss is completely fizzed now"
Where someone shakes a bottle of Sprite, inserts it up their arse and masturbates.
"You heard about Jim? He copped a moondog fizzer the other day"
Off brand mountain Dew, typically in poorer Giant Eagle stores
Caden: Mountain Fizzer?
Ryder: No way!!!