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v.To conduct routine daily activities in a spastic manor often resulting in hilarity, expressed usually in degrees of Morley.
n.A common activity becomes a flail when the expected outcome is replaced with one that involves any number of clumsy events. Drugs, Alcohol, or Caffine are sometimes but not always involved in a flail. It is often in the nature of the individual performing the fail, sometimes their most defining trait.
Morley: The one to which all other flail is to be compared, the nucleus of flail. The one who can flail standind still.
"*crash* *bang* *clash* -- Morley's speakers just flew off his desk and out of his office! What a flailer."
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n. Someone who fucks up in process of doing something productive. Usually invloves being under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol
v. To fuck up in the process of do something productive or that you normally could do very easily.
"What a flail, Jamebo just spilled the bongwater on himself"
"Jamebo just flailed walking up the stairs"
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This term is generally used to describe the activities and motions of a person high on meth trying to do three things at once, none of which matter in the real world.
"Heila, quit flailing and either get dressed to go out or make me a drink, I'm getting bored watching you walk back and forth lining forks up on the kitchen counter."
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1. A medieval weapon resembling a mace, consisting of a wooden, steel, or iron pole or stick for a handle, a chain or rope, and a spiked metal ball or cylinder, that was used by knights in battle.
2. An type of Egyptian whip, usually leather, with three or more tails. Flails can be seen held in the hands of pharoahs in paintings, hieroglypics, and on sarcophogi (coffins). Sometimes used in bondage play. See also cat o' nine tails.
Some people enjoy the stinging sensation of being hit with a flail.
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A term for the overpowering feeling of “who am I, now? Now that I’m ALONE?” that typically accompanies the demise of a long-term relationship.
Matt and Amber bonded over their shared post-divorce struggles with the flailing
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A person, who in their second year at college still wears clothing with his or her high school on it.
Flail, you need to stop wearing that shit.
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Usually associated with drunk people. To flail is to be out of control. Usually involves fucking shit up, hollering like Rick Flair,and being routy.
Man look at the fuckers flailing over there.
I swear Alex if you flail one more time I am stopping the car.
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