Flangelitis

A new word for sore feet obviously getting mixed up with feet and flange just hoping tomorrow she don’t come in wearing socks on her flange and knickers around her fee

I’m Ill I think I have Flangelitis

Flangelic blooper

A flangelic blooper is a blonde who doesn't realize they are not in the Wizard of Oz as Dorothy.

Mel - Blonde, red slippers, red stick.

'LOOK I'M DOROTHY!!!!'

Me - 'Stop being a Flangelic blooper'