jizz flaping mozzletump

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket

guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".

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reverse flape-ology

(noun) the process of attempting to influence others to perform flirt rape or flape behavior onto you by performing some action or teasing with words.

See also flape

1. James used reverse flape-ology on Katie, by stealing her phone, which resulted in Katie hitting James for stealing his phone (which he enjoyed thoroughly).

2. James used reverse flape-ology on Katie, again by teasing her about her ticklishness, which resulted in him getting tickled (which he enjoyed thoroughly).

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flip flaping the jacking sack

Choking the chiken or any form of self plesure or masturbation involving your hand, lube ,and your favorite playboy mag.

i'm flip flaping the jacking sack.

flip flap the jacking sack

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Flaping

Somewhat better than "Fricking", more socially appropriate than "Fucking" - provides less personal satisfaction.

"Why can't I find my FLAPING cd?!"

"Where is my FLAPING boyfriend/girlfriend?!"