After getting a blumpkin getting fucked on the toilet while taking a dump
First I got a blumpkin then she got on top and fucked me and I invent flumpkin By Bruce Song
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When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her
I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut
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A word that is made up to be a universal insult/compliment. It can mean a really silly person, or somebody who is really stupid. Usually it is used in compliment department. It's like calling somebody a goof-ball. It has to rational meaning, but is very cute when boys call girls this. Boys don't like to be called one because they think it sounds stupid.
"My lawyer is a puffer flumpkin!"
"Aww boo you are my puffer flumpkin"
"You are such a puffer flumpkin."
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A friend that cancels a scheduled appointment with you to eat instead
βDonβt be a flumpkin like last time and make sure you call me tonight!β
The act of having intercourse while pooping
Jenny gave me a flumpkin at the party
Receiving a blow job while mowing the yard.
I was drinking tequila with this whoor and remembered I hadn't mowed the grass yet. So I hopped on my John Deer and she gave me a flumpkin.
The act of a man taking a dump while receiving a foot job.
Dude, I only paid $120 for a flumpkin in Vegas!