Foat Meel

How 75% of Fort Mill would pronounce their town. The other 15% consist of "Northerners", 9.99% consist of "Californians", and .1% consist of people from the Midwest and Foreigners.

-Non-Fort Millian: Hey where are you guys from?

-Fort Millian: Foat Meel

-Northerner: Foht Mill

-Californian: Fort Mill (they have no acccents)

-Midwesterner: I reckon Fort Mill

-Foreigner: (insert fort mill in different language here)

-Non-Fort Millian: Wow, im sorry.

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Giber-Foat

A nutritious home made brand of bulk forming fiber chalked full of delicious goat hair goodness. Used by several South African tribes as a natural laxative, consisting of goat milk, a local thistle plant, and goat hair.

Man, i haven't shit in a month. Untubu, do you have an more of that delightfully chewy Giber-Foat?

Click-click-Pop-Ugh. Click-Click-Pop-Ugh.

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jack foat

a top notch bloke who froths z-man grubs

omg. you are such a jack foat!

Wenn da Stick foat

Please see provided picture:

-Woa shit, wos wor gestern min Bobby?
-do siachst wos passiert wenn da Stick foat

FOAT

fattest of all times

You’re the FOAT!!!!