Rural Dictionary

focked

Stephy says:
haha

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you look shocked

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you can' be that surprised

Stephy says:
no im not

Stephy says:
im faking shocked... 'focked'

Stephy says:
lol

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you're focked?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you've focked yourself?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i'm shocked

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
are you really shocked or just pretending?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i don't know

Stephy says:
because if youre just pretending

Stephy says:
then you're focked too

Stephy says:
hahah

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
are you saying you focked me?

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
yes

Stephy says:
i believe so

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i didn't even notice

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
that needs to go in urban dicionary

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
may already be there

Stephy says:
lol but not under the meaning 'fake shocked'

by fizzbog January 18, 2008

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fock

The way Arctic Monkeys pronounce the word "fuck."

"...Because she must be focking freezing..."

by Michael LeSuer April 18, 2007

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fock

D4 version of fuck, v. exclusive. Made popular by Ross O'Carroll- Kelly, a rich mans fuck, some might say....

I live in, like D4? and I basically have, like Fockloads of cash....Oh My God! get away from me you focking skobe these are new dubes!

by Robert O' Connor-Keavney April 7, 2005

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fock

Sticking the index finger into the anus of one's partner, simultaneously making a high-pitched beeping sound. Usually done without warning.

Trivia: When Meat Loaf sang "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that," he was referring to being focked.

"When I focked my boyfriend last night, he totally farted before I could say 'beep.'"

by cononsanonts September 15, 2007

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