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Stephy says:
haha
If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you look shocked
If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you can' be that surprised
Stephy says:
no im not
Stephy says:
im faking shocked... 'focked'
Stephy says:
lol
If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you're focked?
If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you've focked yourself?
If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i'm shocked
Stephy says:
lol
Stephy says:
are you really shocked or just pretending?
If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i don't know
Stephy says:
because if youre just pretending
Stephy says:
then you're focked too
Stephy says:
hahah
If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
are you saying you focked me?
Stephy says:
lol
Stephy says:
yes
Stephy says:
i believe so
If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i didn't even notice
Stephy says:
lol
Stephy says:
that needs to go in urban dicionary
If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
may already be there
Stephy says:
lol but not under the meaning 'fake shocked'
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The way Arctic Monkeys pronounce the word "fuck."
"...Because she must be focking freezing..."
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A beautiful surname that is usually made fun of because of the resemblence of the word f*ck. Focke is pronounced fo-key
Jill- Hi Dan F*cke
Dan- Its Focke. Pronounced Fo-key
D4 version of fuck, v. exclusive. Made popular by Ross O'Carroll- Kelly, a rich mans fuck, some might say....
I live in, like D4? and I basically have, like Fockloads of cash....Oh My God! get away from me you focking skobe these are new dubes!
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Sticking the index finger into the anus of one's partner, simultaneously making a high-pitched beeping sound. Usually done without warning.
Trivia: When Meat Loaf sang "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that," he was referring to being focked.
"When I focked my boyfriend last night, he totally farted before I could say 'beep.'"
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1: a form of substitution for the word fuck.
2: the way a person with a specific accent says fuck.
1: Son of a fock!
2: For fock's sake!
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