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The female version of a boner. Often when a female gets sexually aroused, excited, etc. Her vagina will experience a pulsing, throbbing sensation. This may last for one moment or a few hours, depending on the subject's arousal.
Francheska- "He took of his shirt and jumped into the pool and when I saw his tattoo I totally got a foner."
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Occurs mainly in women's jeans when the zipper curls up near the crotch line in a way in which one appears as if they have a boner.
Gertrude sat down in her chair.
"You have a boner?" Her friend whispered to her.
"No!" Gertrude cried, before hushing to a whisper, "A foner."
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A FO boner. FO meaning fake or partial, boner meaning erection.
Guy in class: God damn foner! When will it stop??
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When someone has a boner for their cell phone. ie: they are obsessed with it, love it, can't stop raving about it, etc.
Alex has a real foner for his new Samsung Galaxy NoteII. He won't shut up about it.
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1. so stoned you are stone fucked 2. you are to the point where words leaving your mouth no longer make sense
1. Oh man I smoked that whole half, I am foner stucked.
2. guy1:" Man his ting fang shagged nug fligwam fuhhhhhhhh, dang dude."
guy2: "oh man I think you're foner stucked status."
when a guy thinks he has a boner but doesn't.
Foner boners are usually bragged about.
Also try boner
guy1: Im so hard right now.
guy2: no,dude, you just have a foner boner.
guy1: oh...
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