(n.)1. An Amphibosian title literally meaning "One who does not sleep with my superior officer"; equivalent to a wife or a common-law in English.
2. A smizmar who is asked to join a family
Amy: "Kif just asked me to be his fon fon roo!"
Crowd: "Congratulation....?"
Hermes: "What the hell does that mean?!"
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Freak of nature: not a desirable quality. A 14 year old girl who is a bitch, whore and an aneorix slut who has not real goal in life.
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adjetive, a Freak Of Nature; some one who is retarded/a wierdo
Tom:Fred is like such a FON he collects hair for christs sake
Jake:totally dude don't stand to close to him too or he will try to bite....
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FON; (fon)
n.
1. Fon (fon) Abbr. (Freak Of Nature)
a person or animal that is born or grows with abnormal physical features or with a disfunctional personality.
2. Someone who is weird.
Created by Owen Towell & Lloyd Williams.
BOY1: "she tryed kissing me, him, and you lastnight"
BOY2: "oh my god, what a fucking fon."
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an act of sharing a bed with a member of the opposite sex while they keep their jeans on.
I'm having a Fon night tonight...
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