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What you call someone who sucks at something or is a loser/bum/scrub/ or any other term that describes someone as being unsatisfactory.
"Maaan.. yo jumpshot is garbage.. you so food stamps.."
For instance, if someone has a nice jumpshot, then their jumpshot is "money". But, if someone's jumpshot is "broke", then that person is food stamps.
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Lil coupons that low income people use to get food. These are not used by the wealthy. You would think they would be too embarassed to use these but they act like they have choice.
Lazy fat ass vitale was using food stamps to get stuff. Lard ass cant get a job.
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A plastic credit card issued by most states to enable ostensibly poor people to buy cigarettes, beer, tabloids, potato chips, and lottery tickets. Often sold and traded on the black market for drugs, drug paraphernalia, and sex.
My mother hit the daily number for $500 with a lottery ticket she bought using food stamps.
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Money that the government supposedly gives to people who do not make enough money to buy "nutritious food" because of not getting paid enough from their job, or not having a job. But it's really only given to blacks and mexicans, especially mexicans that don't speak English.
Not given to Asian Americans or whites who don't make enough money to do anything but pay bills, or live in their vehicles and worry about when they are going to get their next meal. Also, not given to people that don't dress ghetto.
Most food stamps are used by rich/poor black people, mexicans, or white people who dress or are ghetto.
---Example 1---
Asian #1: Hey man, I'm tired of stealing hot dogs from work, so I'm going to go apply for food stamps.
Asian #2: Alright man, you don't make more than $1100 a month, right?
Asian #1: I'm lucky if I make that.
1 month later...
Asian #1: WTF! They said I make too much money to get food stamps.
Mexican lady: What? I make more than you, and I have it. Honestly, you'd get them if you were black.
---Example 2---
white girl: I've applied for food stamps 3 times, and I can never get them. I have 2 kids and work part time in a gas station. I've been on the section 8 list for a couple years.
Asian #1: Wow...I couldn't get food stamps either.
white girl: Every time I go there, I see black people with all kinds of gold chains and expensive looking jewelry.
Asian #1: Yeah, I've seen a few come in here who had food stamp balances of over $1200. Wtf?
Asian #2: Wow...the government is all fucked up...
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A wonderful form of money that can buy a lot of low priced chit
I bought my house car and used shoes with it.
fuq i ran out of money, I'll buy your light up crayon with food stamps
something P' Diddy hasn't heard of
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Slang term used for blotter acid in the parking lots of Grateful Dead shows
Hey bro hows it going? Any foodstamps floating round the lot?
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A man who won't spend any money on a girl.
Stephanie: Why won't you take me out to dinner or buy me a drink.
Danny: I don't want to spend any money on you.
Stephanie: you're a food stamp!
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