foof

The word everybody older than me used instead of "vagina" until I was about sixteen. I still use it now, probably due to force of habit. Even when I'm talking dirty to my missus.

Me: "Does that make your foof feel good?"
Missus: "My what?"
Me: "Too late, anyway."

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Foof

A form of flatulence, often found in small unhearable noises coming from your butthole. Similar to the "silent but, deadly" category of passing gas.

Ahh shit i just foofed.

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Foof

An expression after the realization of an amazing occurrence.

after a wicked hot girl walks by
Dan: Hey Paul, did you see that hot girl?
Paul: Foof..!

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foofing

a euphamism for fucking

I heard Jenny's foofing around with quite a few boys lately.

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foof

slang term for the female genitalia. Much less vulagar and more acceptable than the alternative pussy or cunt. Most often used by girls themselves...

Amy: omg, i think i've got another yeast infection!
Kat: oh goodness, what makes you think that?
Amy: well my foof smells awful bad!

Max: man, i scored last night!
Zak: You feel her foof or what?

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Foof

The act of farting under the covers followed by lifting and then dropping the pillow end of the covers to create a fart balloon exhaling effect that shoots the fart towards your bed buddy's face.

"Noooooooo! Don't foof it...You foofed it."

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foofing

chilling, hanging out, not doing much. see foofin'

You: man, what are you doing?
Me: nothin, just foofin' out

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