foosed

An offensive move in foosball. When a defender is trying to clear the ball, your offensive 3-man rod deflects the ball back into the victim's own net. A.K.A. "Jedi-ed" because of the psychic skill it takes.

Foosing your opponent earns you the right to call your opponent a girl's name (e.g. buttercup, doris, pocahontas)

Hahahah Foosed! How you like that, Pocahontas?

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Foosed

When an arrogant, macho, or sexist man gets taken down a notch by a more athletic woman in a competitive endeavor.

I used to think Mike was the man, but he was just totally foosed by Angela.

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Foosed

To have had sex with a woman.

He foosed that.

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Foose

An unknown mythical creature that may be found on your porch.

Damnit Randy, I woke up again last night with another Foose on my porch.

foosing

The act of being a pretentious asshole.

The artist was extremely foosing to the people viewing his work.

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Get Foosed

A work safe way to say get fucked peasant.

Get Foosed you peasant.

laissez-foose

The let-alone principles of fooseball.

Setting up your defensive fooseball players in a strategic position, switching both hands to offense, and letting your fooseball players handle the defense for you.

This situation is described as laissez-foose.

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