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Football - Only the best damn sport ever. Played with a round ball and feet. However, Americans tend to mistake it for American Football (which should truthfully be called tackleball for all that matters).
Football - The only game you'll ever need to know
"If you're not a MANC, You're a WANK!"
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Also Known As the BEAUTIFUL GAME. A real sport played with your FEET and an actual round BALL, hence the name FOOTBALL. This term should never be used to refer to our silly american game of putting on 30 pounds of armor and carrying a cone shaped piece of rubber while trying not to be touched by other guys. You'll note the lack of definitions calling this silly game football. And there is a reason for that. Some silly americans give us a bad name by not noticing what is going on in the rest of the world and don't realize that there was already a real sport called football when we made up our game, but everyone else in the world knows whats up.
P.S. Please, if you are American please stop saying the S word (s****r)and saying that our american game is better than real football. If you are not american just know that not all of us are confused faggots.
Football is the best and most popular sport in the world.
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A place on urbandictionary.com where obnoxious eurofags bitch about how Americans call football soccer and vice versa.
pretentious european 1#: I can't believe that America is the only nation in the world that calls football soccer. That's suck bollocks!
pretentious european #2: Quite, really. And they're bloody stupid as well; most Americans don't even know what the capital of our country is!
Pretentious european #1: Yes, and at least our queen didn't fuck over the entire Middle-Eastern area.
pretentious european #2: Yes, God bless the queen.
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A term referring to several different team sports around the world. Most games known as "football" actually involve the use of the hands more frequently than the feet, such as American Football, Canadian Football, Gaelic Football, and Australian Rules Football.
The term also refers to Association Football, a game in which players primarily use their feet (although they also make extensive use of the head, chest, and knees while goalkeepers are also permitted to use their hands). Most of the English-speaking world (the USA, Canada, Australia, South Africa, New Zealand, Ireland to an extent, etc.) refers to this game as "soccer" to differentiate it from their indigenous football games, although ethnocentric and culturally insular English people insist that "football" is the only acceptable term for the sport.
Although most English-speaking people from different cultures who live on multiple continents know "football" as a game that involves picking a ball up and running with it, English people themselves know that nothing short of literal translation will do when naming sports. If it's called "football", then it should be a sport where only feet are used. Except for the countless times in soccer games when the players use their heads, chests, knees, shoulders, and sometimes even their hands, of course.
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A misused term for a game mostly played in America and specially designed for steroid-packed bulky bullies to outstand among themselves and collide against each other like brainless and highly moronic beasts. The game is characterized by brutality and fatal injuries are pretty common. Soccer is the real and very genuine football since you actually use your foot to hit a spheric ball all the time.
He looks very nice in his football outfit; he is probably set to break some of his opponents' ribs today. He runs like a brainless maniac, but he's just playing football. Soccer deserves to be called football since players actually use their feet to kick balls in this game.
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the worst sport in america/the world nfl fudgeing sucks
(fat guy jeff )hey wana watch the nfl supper bowl
(smart kid david) no you twat it sucks ets watch soccer or are you going to call that retrded?)
the worst sport in america/the world nfl fudgeing sucks
foot ball is the worst trucking sport ever too many deatchs by brain colisons football a sport where is only male babbys screaming for the ball even though they cant catch kick or throw
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the best game on earth. what a lot of us live for.
the only game you can crush someone and not get in trouble, football.
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