Foozle

The fine art of wiping your cock on the curtains of your victim, before leaving. To have sexual intercourse and then wipe off one's penis with the (sometimes) fancy curtains draping the windows.

I was banging this gal, and after I came I foozled off on her curtains and left.

Foozles

(n.) An exclamation commonly used by lame-ass freshmen. Ask Tim, he heard it.

"Dude, did you do your homework?"

"Aw FOOZLES!"

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Foozle

when you messed up or "botched something"

I like this word because i can replace another word with it

"she did a foozle"
"he foozled up"

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monkey foozle

The art to foozle (fuck) or masterbate inside of. Or to shove something in or up a monkey!!

"have u ever done a monkey foozle"??

"NO!! i will tomorrow"

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foozle favor

when your foozle does you a favor or when you do a favor for your foozle

will you do me a foozle favor and go get some sprite zero?

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Foozle

To cum after masturbation onto someone's window curtains. Usually the curtains are very elegant and long, likely of a nice material. Often refered to as a "posh wank onto the curtains". French origins.

I was at a nice house last night and I had a foozle upstairs!

Foozle

The round floaty ball inside old toilet tanks. Also called the float.

I just wiggled the foozle and it flushed