Hommes certains

A bunch of crackheads
They are the nicest people you will ever meet
They will make you either feel gay or will make you feel cool so it’s a win/win either way!
Half of them are gay as shit but if you don’t try then you don’t know !
They’re favourite past time is to ingest drugs

Hey did you see the new hommes certains that got kicked out of school ?

certain element

a phrase used by closet bigots to make reference to blacks, hispanics, or any other racial group the bigot dislikes; the phrase allows the bigot to get the message accross while maintaining a false facade of propriety

Our local schools were better twenty years ago -- since then, a certain element has moved in.

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Certain man

Annoying fuckin bitch, A certain man is someone who just annoys you, whenever this person speaks to you or looks at you, you want to punch them in the face.

he’s acting like a certain man

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certain death

1-slang word describing strong cocktails
2-cocktail containing 19 units/pint created at in a university flat in 2000, now popular in "the path tavern"
3-metal band formed in 2000

1- "man, that was a certain death"
2- "I'll have a certain death, please"
3- "certain death were good last night"

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A Certain Scientific Railgun

(Toaru Kagaku no Railgun　とある　科学　の　られぐん）　 An amazing anime series that follows the lives of a few main characters (Misaka-san, Shirai-san, Uiharu-san, Saten-san. As a sequel to A Certain Magical Index two of the main characters were side characters in the former series. Misaka Mikoto (main character) is an ojou-sama and a senior student at the prestigious Tokiwadai Academy. Misaka is a highly skilled student and is the third of seven level 5's in the city. The show is mostly based on the students who have varying degrees of abilities all of which can be proven scientifically.

Fan: "OMFG A CERTAIN SCIENTIFIC RAILGUN'S ON!!! GET the F*** out of my way..."
Douchetard: "WTF??"
Fan: *turns around and pops a cap in douchtard's ass*

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Woman of a Certain Age

Ironically polite term for a woman who does not want her actual age known, e.g. one who is close to or just over the menopause.

Things which define women of a certain age are: exceptionally gaudy clothing, homeopathy and aromatherapy, sensible haircuts, books on feminism, affairs with paper boys, and coffee mornings.

Your mum is a woman of a certain age. Yes she is.

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Fuck certain country week

From December 21st to December 27th every country that use to belong to The United Kingdom/British Empire will revert back to being British but Parliament will be non-existent

It's "Fuck certain country week" so the British Empire is back but we have no laws so it's the Purge