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Used when you want everything that ever existed to know that you are not a fan; FML's crazy cousin
Most commonly expressed as an angry exclamation.
Occasionally abbreviated as "FEE."
Person 1: "How's your research paper going?"
Person 2: "I'm going to start researching tonight. I mean, we still have, what, two weeks?"
Person 1: "If by two weeks you mean two days, then yes."
Person 2: "Fuck everything ever!"
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best fucking band ever means that the band in question clearly kicks ass (reffer to 'kick ass' definition if you dont understand)
this is the best fucking band ever!
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Stephen Colbert, plain and simple.
Stephen Colbert is the fucking coolest person ever.
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WAFFLE - Someone who is weird as fuck and will always be that way no matter w.
That dude is a straight is weird as fuck for like ever. and will never change. He’s a straight up WAFFLE!
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When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.
No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.
You are just first fuck friends ever.
They are first fuck friends ever.
She is mine first friend fuck ever.
“Evan is the funniest person to ever fucking exist”
Justin Trudeau is the biggest retard that as ever been prime Minister of Canada
His carbon tax, Bill C-21 bill C-18 are the most retarded laws and ideas ever. Biggest fucking retard ever.