Shooting

The act of wearing artificially thin pants to the strip club in order to "shoot a load" from a lap dance. Experienced shooters may sand the crotch area of sweat pants down to a thin state to achieve a desired level of comfort. Applying lube to the groin area as well as shaving of the male genitalia are also common place among shooters.

Joe: Why are you changing pants man, were going to the strip club.

Brian: Dude, im going shooting if i'm going to pay all that money for a lap dance
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Joe: Oh shit good call have you seen my sweats?

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shoot at

To holla at somebody; to e at them

Guy 1: hey you know Jane
Guy 2: Yeah, she fine
Guy 1: Ima shoot at her when school starts

shoot

As George Carlin once said its just...

"Shit, with two o's"

Aww shoot i forgot we had the physics test

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Shoot

1. A means of taking drugs
2. To fire a gun or other projectile weapon
3. A light curse word

1. Johnny had to shoot up when he was gettin low.
2. Johnny decided to shoot his dog.
3. Shoot, the damn dog lived. Johnny has bad aim.

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Shooting

The act of injecting drugs, most often crystal meth or heroin, straight into a person's vein for an instant rush of euphoria followed by hours of pain and self loathing.

Girl 1: did you see our English teacher's arm today when he pulled his sleeves to in class? The veins were all bruised up and had bulges.

Girl 2: yeah, Well hello. I told you that one of the guys in our class went to his office during lunch and caught him shooting meth and jacking off.

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shoot

Like the wrestling term, but adjusted to every day life. When someone says something that is true, but unexpected and usually out of anger, or at an inappropriate time.

At the meeting, the boss singled me as out the employee not meeting sales goals. When everyone started to laugh, I decided to shoot on them and told the boss about them stealing company funds to have parties on the weekend.

My buddy who was drunk at the party decided to shoot on me and blurt out about how were with those hookers last weekend. My girlfriend was right there next to me and she was angry.

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Shoots!

an affirmative response. expressing agreement or consent. positive; not negative. okay. alright.

Islandboy: so what can or no can?

Islandgirl: cans

Islandboy: shoots!

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