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Children

The majority of Urban Dictionary contributors.

I'm going to be annoying just because I can and post useless crap on Urban Dictionary because I haven't grown a pair yet and I think being immature is the funniest crap in the world.

Finish your homework first. Children these days.

by glass cup January 5, 2011

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children

Nature's way of saying, "You should have used a condom, fucktard!"

children

by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010

400๐Ÿ‘ 168๐Ÿ‘Ž


childrens

Humans of school attending age,as redefined by the current U.S President George W Bush...
his assertion being that "Childrens do learn"
was he just quirkily answering his own question?
"Is our children learning?
surely that would have been...
"yes they is"

"As yesterday's positive report card shows,childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured"
..to which one might respond..
"oh they does do they ,when does it and are?"
U.K members ,see under Prescottism
or Prescott...oh the irony

by chris morrell November 20, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


children

The worst of all STDs, any man and woman can cause this, whether or not one is already suffering. They never leave you until death.

Children: the worst STD.

by Ezlo July 28, 2008

506๐Ÿ‘ 230๐Ÿ‘Ž


childrens

singular of children..
as redefined by George W Bush

..."childrens do learn"
a typical response being..
"i knows they does"

by chris morrell November 20, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Children

They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!

We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.

by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016

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children

slaves you dont have to pay

telling my children to clean the kitchen.

by Skelly Bonez 11 February 27, 2020

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