you're a

A surefire method to make a joke out of nothing, by taking the last thing someone says to you and prefacing it with "you're a". Best if done repeatedly amongst like-minded folk over a long, long, long period of time.

"I'm going out tonight, but it's just a work thing."
"You're a work thing."

"That guy who comes coming into my cubicle is barking mad."
"You're a barking mad."

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you're

The word that most people don't know exists

John: your stupid
Ben: *you're. Who's stupid now? you fucking idiot
John: *dies*

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you're

A word that I wish people would actually use when they're supposed to.

<C> Your dumb!
<JB> It's "you're". Idiot.

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YOU'RE a...

A pretty fun effing way to talk back to one's mother, no matter what she says. Use with discretion.

Mother: "Are you comfortable enough, sweety?"
Unbelievably rebellious teenager: "Are YOU comfortable enough?!"

Mother: "He's the devil."
Teen: "YOU'RE the devil!"

Mother: "I went shopping."
Incredible Edible Rebel: "YOU went shopping!!!"

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You're

What retards think "your" is spelled, but they're too thick to get it through their skulls.

You're mom.

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You're

Too oftenly mistaken for "your."

Meaning "you are." Used to describe something about someone, not something someone owns.

Correct example: "You're stupid."
Incorrect example: "Your stupid."

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you're in there

You have a chance with that person, you're clearly attractive to them.

Did you see how she looked at you? You're in there, mate.

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