Forlorn Porn

Porn that you only watch when you're depressed.

My depression's been getting worse. I oughta stock up on the Forlorn Porn.

Thank God for Forlorn Porn. It always knows how to make me feel slightly better.

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forlorn hope

The forlorn hope were the first company of soldiers to go through the hole blown in the walls of a fortress by the siege guns. Their survival was doubtful, and to lead one and live brought reputation.

Alright ye forlorn hope, once more unto the breach.

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forlornicate

a miserable encounter, despondent intimate communion, lacklustre, free of smiles and laden with the foreboding of future obligations coupled with lament of tasks not attended to properly in the past. a generally sad affair

I'd rather forlornicate perfunctorily with my ex than read /that/ newspaper.