Fosters

What the yanks reckon Aussies drink, also what they think we call beer. We have a totally different word for that though.. We call it... wait for it... "beer".
Fosters sucks, you'll be hard stretched finding a fosters in any real watering hole.
If you want fosters in Australia, go to some yuppie terrorist(tourist) bar in a CBD.

"Did you piss in my stubbie??"

Nah, it's a Fosters.
*silence*

_PUNCH_

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fostered

when a woman is gang raped on a pinball machine a la jodie foster in 'the accused'.

i got so drunk last night i barely remember getting fostered before i left the bar.

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foster

an absolutley chill and perfect guy with bright blue eyes and has a hipster side. wheels girls in but plays hard to get and makes all females fall madly over him not on purpose. beach bum with straggley hair and glasses. knows what girl he wants but plays with her heart.

foster iskicking incredibly dope shit

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Foster

In regards to Foster. Getting so wasted that you are running into doors. Hitting the walls. Making flat-on-your-face falls into coffee tables. When this is the case you've pulled a Foster! Congratulations you are now completely inebriated and possibly a borderline alchoholic!

"Wow Foster you look pretty fostered, and I am almost certain you just pulled a foster!"

*falls down and hits coffee table*

"Yep..that was definitely a foster!"

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Fosters

An Australian beer that is brewed in Australia but drank in England.

No self respecting Australian would touch the stuff.

We export Fosters, we do NOT intake it. *shudder*

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fosters

A beer that is apparently popular in Australian culture according to The Simpsons or any other ill-refernced material.

(watching Simpson episode entitled 'Bart Vs. Australia')
Dave: "dude, wat the fuck is Fosters?"
Ed: "some piss-water at the bottom of the fridge stack at the bottleo"
Dave: "Never heard of it"

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Foster

if a red flag was a person🚩🚩

Ew you see that kid he is deffo a foster
Yuh is such a red flag🚩🚩