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The act of shitting in an automatic paper shredder, only to have your scrotum get caught in the blades.
Should user encounter a Freddy Krueger, unplug shredder and contact the proper authorities.
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A blunt filled with crack cocaine and dipped in PCP
It's been a long day and I could really go for a Freddy Krueger right now.
To be wanked off by a woman with long and unatractive finger nails
Bobby Just Recieved A Freddy Krueger From Anne
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Filing your fingernails to a point, inserting your entire fist into a female's vaginal cavity, and quickly wiggling your fingers around.
"Are you on your period AGAIN?" - Girl 1
"No, Johnny gave me a Freddy Krueger last night." - Girl 2
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When a man is fucking a woman in the ass and suddenly scalps her saying: "Welcome to your nightmare", and then continues to cum in her open scalp.
When you do this, remember to dispose of the body!
Jim: "Hey how was it with Melissa last night."
Bob: "Awesome, I was giving it to her in the butt when i decided to give her the old Freddy Krueger."
Jim: "Dude, that is actually demented."
Bob: "Don't worry Jim, I disposed of the body."
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After you have sex with some one they sit on your chest and scrach four distinct marks in to your chest kind of like Freddy Krueger would.
After a long night of making love on Elm Street my girlfriend climbed on my chest and gave me a very prodominate Freddy Krueger.
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A cocktail to blow your head off!!!
Christ he's had 1 to many Freddy Krueger's
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